Have you ever wondered how technology can seem hilarious? Ideas? This article focuses on many of these possibilities. Keep reading to find out.
Here they are:
· Long ago, people who sacrificed sleep, family, food, laughter and other joys of life were called saints. But now they are called IT professionals.
· I changed my password to “Incorrect” so that when I forget what it is, the computer will say “The password is incorrect”.
· Never let the computer know that you are in a hurry. Computers can feel fear. They slow down if they know you’re running out of time!
· Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everyone!
Internet: Without me, you are all nothing!
· I will not be impressed by the technology before I can download chocolate.
· Life is what happens between wifi signals.
· Algorithm of success:
While (nosuccess) {tryAgain (); if break (dead); }
· We are stuck with technology while what we really want is only things that work.
· “Username or password incorrect”
… well at least tell me who it is.
· “Grandpa, what was the biggest improvement you saw when you went to school?
“Chalk of color.”
· Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. You do not understand anything, you always say, “I agree.”
· I do not understand why people think that technology makes us antisocial. I’ll just ignore you with a book like I’ll do with my cell phone.
· Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
· If you fail at the beginning, call it version 1.0.
· I finally understood it. People are trapped in their phones, which is why they are called cell phones.
· Technology is not the key to success You have to take the stairs.
· I wonder what people who type “U” instead of “You” do with all their free time.
· Teacher: Essay – “What I did during my summer vacation” … No, I do not want to “Check your Facebook page.”
· If computers become too powerful, we can organize them into committees. It’ll do them in.
· Lo! Men become the tools of their tools.
· The production of too many useful things leads to too many useless people.
· The real danger is not that computers start thinking like men, but that men start thinking like computers.
· The future masters of technology will be light and smart. The machine easily controls the sad and stupid.
· Technology allows people to control everything except technology.
· A machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the job of an extraordinary man.
· Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, precise and stupid.
· Computers have a lot of memory but no imagination.
In summary, although technology has had too many positive aspects, it can be really hilarious, as I show in this article. Did it make you smile? I sincerely hope. Is not technology cool?